I have a fine friend, Miss Huge. <br />She is big and sometimes scary. <br />When she competes in the luge.. <br />she uses the RMS Queen Mary. <br /> <br />She is good about cleaning her teeth; <br />she uses a motorized street cleaner. <br />Her breasts are each like Mt. Everest, <br />and each month she is even meaner.... <br />than the hordes of Genghis Khan, ...... <br />though she's pretty.... like a summer swan. <br />[a HUGE one] <br /> <br />When it's mealtime for my friend, <br />she eats like there's not an end... <br />to her appetite, from what I've seen. <br />She'll eat an orchard clean, AND... <br />then she'll move on to a big city zoo... <br />and eat each creature, NOT one or two. <br /> <br />So, though she's my oldest and best friend, <br />when her mealtime arrives I am not around, <br />'cause if she sees me move, my life will end, <br />and in her guts I'd swim, ....making not a sound. <br /> <br />(October 27, 2014)<br /><br />Bri Edwards<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/miss-huge-humor-humour-fantasy-body-size-short-enough/
